Yes. I'm definitely sick. I woke up and scheduled a doctor's appointment for later today. Hopefully he'll have medicine for whatever I'm sick with. Later: Okay, so the doctor says I have the flu and pneumonia. BLAH! Now I have a pharmacy of medicine on top of my microwave. I've gone thru like two boxes of tissues today. One thing my mom taught me when I was little will always stick; when your sick Vicks Vapor Rub is your best friend. She also said plenty of fluids and Jell-O, chicken noodle soup, applesauce, and ginger ale. But to tell the truth, I'm fonder of microwaveable chicken patties. lol Oh, and Oreo cakesters, Pepsi, McDonalds' French fries, and celery and peanut butter. Yeah! That sounds good. See? Even sick, I am still a junk food junkie! I love the stuff. Don't knock it...it may be the reason my tits are so huge! lol

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I woke up feeling like I was going to throw up today. I had this horrible tickle in my throat. I'm getting a sore throat. My friends joke that it's from sucking too much cock. But I don't think so. Who can suck too much cock? lol I had to get up early again today and drive two and a half hours to go run errands. All this getting up early is making me grumpy! I rather stay in bed and play with myself! I went to Petco because I had to buy mice for my snake, food and stuff for my hamster, and like 500 dollars worth of dog stuff because I just got two new pit-bull pups. The only problem I had in that store was the fact that I wanted 10 feeder mice. That doesn't sound like a problem to you, but the guy was all confused because at one time I had five snakes and was buying 50-60 of them at a time. Truthfully, I think the reptile guy was just distracted by my tits cuz he didn't look at my face the whole time. lol I think that's why I didn't get mad. I found his tit-staring to be amusing. What can I say? My tits have that affect on men! Ha-ha! Well, my throat really hurts now and I think I am really sick so I'm gonna go lay down.

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Thank you big time for discovering Daylene Rio. She looks so beautiful. It has been a long time waiting for Daylene's professional skills to become internationally exposed. She is the sexiest, nicest and coolest girl I've ever known. I am a longtime friend of hers, and it is great to see friends get this kind of exposure. I hope to see more pictures of Daylene, but please keep her solo.-A.V. Too late! A video and photo set of Daylene spreading her legs open for a hot beef fill-up is scheduled for this weekend. Hopefully, you'll still stay friends...friends like Daylene are hard to find.

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Entertaining hordes of horny men for several years surely educates an exotic dancer on how to give the audience what they want. Slone Ryder is a veteran house dancer and performance artist at a northern Kentucky nightclub. Now, she's moved up to V-Mag model and XXX film star. Slone sent us an email with a photo attached and the rest was history. Hang on tight as we take a wild ride with Slone.

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Ah! I got up at eight a.m. today to catch a plane at nine am at Miami International Airport. It sucked cuz it was the only day that I had off and I had to get up early again. It's cool though cuz I can sleep on the plane. I'm sitting at my gate waiting to board. I don't know about this flying the entire time thing, though. Airports aren't my first choice for a place to spend a Saturday. However, being in the air is a completely different story. Besides the recycled air, and the old man farting in the seat in front of you, they give you Coca-cola, and snack mix. I love the snack mix! But sitting in a window seat is always the best; the pretty clouds make me hungry for fluffy white marshmallows, which I ALWAYS have in my carry-on bag. You wanna get in my pants? Bring marshmallows! Ha-ha! Anyway, they're calling for my plane to board so I gotta go!

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Damn! If there's a better job on the face of the earth than rubbing gold make-up all over Crystal Gunns' sexy body, you tell us what that job is! SCORE Model of the Year, SCORE magazine columnist ("The Gunns Show") and hostess of our 15th Anniversary Scoreland.com special in 2007, Crystal Gunns is one dynamic, stacked, sexy hottie. In this rare backstage video, see The Gunns prepared for a golden Greek goddess photo shoot by our production stylists in the dressing room, where few men have gone before and then see crystal on the set to be photographed in her costume...before she takes every stitch off. This pictorial is published in the special SCORE issue called Buxotica #119. The print magazine sold out like electric blankets in Alaska but you can see all the still photos on Scoreland.com.

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Originally Published in August '08 SCORE Conducted by Dave Rosenbaum, editor You can stick your tongue back in your mouth, SCORE Man. Yes, Janet Jade's DDD-cup hangers are natural, yes, she really is that beautiful, and, yes, she really does have one of the most amazing bodies ever. Girls like Janet come along once in a lifetime...if you're lucky. The kudos are pouring in. I.B. from Canada wrote, "Janet is the hottest SCORE debut I've seen in a very long time, black or white. She has it all. I know it's early, but Janet has my vote for 2008 Newcomer of the Year hands down." Added L.C. from Wichita, Kansas, "Calling Janet the best black-and-stacked SCORE Girl ever isn't enough. She might be the best SCORE Girl ever, period." And the best part about it? Janet doesn't realize how great she is. Read on.

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I have to say that of your new models, Dallas Dixon, is by far the hottest thing going. I would love to see her in a girl-on-girl layout. I don't usually purchase magazines, but after seeing her May '08 V-Mag layout online. I went right over to the eBoobStore and purchased a copy. Thanks for keeping your site fresh with great new models like Dallas Dixon. I really hope to see more of her soon! Thanks, B.B. Carmen Hayes! Wow! This was one of the hottest virtual sessions I've ever seen. Keep up the good work.-Name withheld by request.

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You don't normally think of Gianna Rossi as a "bikini girl." You think of her as a girl who sucks and fucks big cocks, like she did in the DVDs Pounding The Pledges and Big-Tit Tune Up. Gianna is a porn star. Case closed. Well, maybe not. Because when Gianna joined us in Eleuthera, Bahamas for the Big-Boob Paradise photo shoot, we saw a different side of Gianna. A glamorous side. A curvy, big-titted babe who looked spectacular in a bikini (just take a look at these photos) and loved soaking up the sun and swimming in the warm Bahamian waters. Of course, the Gianna we all know (and love) was always right below the surface, ready to burst out at a moment's notice. As she did in this interview, conducted on the porch of our Eleutheran hideaway.

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V-mag: We are here today with Angela White, our V-mag Model of the Year for 2007. Hello Angela, and a big congratulations on winning our highest honor. Angela: Thank you. I'm always happy to pay you a visit, but this is so very special. When I first got the news from your editor, Gary Phillips, I was literally in shock. Since I live so far away, Gary sent me an email and I sat at my computer for about 10 minutes with tears rolling down my face, completely speechless. Tears of joy, mind you. It really is a dream come true. I admire all the other women so much that I never thought I really had an honest chance at winning it myself. I'm so grateful to all the fans who voted for me. I'm flattered. V-mag: Angela, you are one of our favorite V-mag and SCORE models of all time, not just this year with your Model of the Year win, but every year. Do you know why? Angela: No. Tell me. V-mag: You're cute. You're sexy. You have very big boobs. But there are many other reasons, too. Angela: Please, tell me more. V-mag: You are so enthusiastic and have such a wonderful attitude. Angela: I just love this and I guess it shows. It's so much fun and I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, so it's exciting! V-mag: In what ways are you an exhibitionist? Angela: I just like being naked and just being natural and having everybody watch me. I like touching myself and other women, so doing solo and girl-girl photos and videos has been a perfectly natural thing for me. V-mag: Another reason that you are so popular with our readers is that you are a lot like them. You like girls with big boobs, don't you?

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